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Bonoloo Ben Dover - The Sad Birthday Collection
Bonoloo Ben Dover - The Sad Birthday Collection
Bonoloo Ben Dover - The Sad Birthday Collection
Bonoloo Ben Dover - The Sad Birthday Collection
Bonoloo Ben Dover - The Sad Birthday Collection
$34.95

Bonoloo Ben Dover - The Sad Birthday Collection

  • Happy birthday! FYI, your father still wishes he knew how to use a condom before you were born.

  • Your birth is the reason why this country needs to learn how to use a condom.

  • Your mother wanted a boy and your father wanted a girl. And when you were born, they were both happy. Enjoy your birthday!

  • Happy Birthday!! By the way, your father told me that you were born from the semen your mother was supposed to swallow?!

  • Here's wishing your parents another reminder of their failed abortion.