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Napolean Sachs II - The Sad Birthday Collection
Napolean Sachs II - The Sad Birthday Collection
Napolean Sachs II - The Sad Birthday Collection
Napolean Sachs II - The Sad Birthday Collection
Napolean Sachs II - The Sad Birthday Collection
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Napolean Sachs II - The Sad Birthday Collection

  • Happy Birthday you two-headed diaper-wearing M.I.L.F. experiment! I hope you got the President you wanted for your birthday!

  • Your birth is the reason why this country needs to learn how to use a condom.

  • Your mother wanted a boy and your father wanted a girl. And when you were born, they were both happy. Enjoy your birthday!

  • Here's wishing your parents another reminder of their failed abortion!

  • Oh Happy Birthday! FYI, your father told me you were born from the semen your mother was supposed to swallow?!