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Oliver Herass Jr. - The Hitched Collection
Oliver Herass Jr. - The Hitched Collection
Oliver Herass Jr. - The Hitched Collection
Oliver Herass Jr. - The Hitched Collection
Oliver Herass Jr. - The Hitched Collection
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Oliver Herass Jr. - The Hitched Collection

  • Whoa! I had no idea you were so desperate to get laid that you got married!

  • Do you know why husbands die before their wives? Because they want to.

  • Marriage tip #47: If the guy still has an erection 4 hours after taking the Viagra, he should go back home and screw his wife!

  • This dude is marrying this chick because her ass is bigger than her heart. And she is marrying him because she needs some penis, like any penis.

  • Please do not make a sex tape. No one wants to see a dried red popsicle poking a large stale tuna salad!